{"id":357,"date":"2011-07-16T10:07:34","date_gmt":"2011-07-16T10:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hoanglanchi.com\/?p=357"},"modified":"2011-07-16T10:07:34","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T10:07:34","slug":"hom-nay-s%c6%b0%c6%a1ng-mu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hoanglanchi.com\/?p=357","title":{"rendered":"H\u00f4m Nay S\u01b0\u01a1ng M\u00f9!"},"content":{"rendered":"

H\u00f4m nay tr\u1eddi \u0111\u1ea7y s\u01b0\u01a1ng m\u00f9. Th\u1ebf l\u00e0 c\u00f3 l\u00fd do ch\u00ednh \u0111\u00e1ng \u0111\u1ec3 ngh\u1ec9 h\u1ecdc! Tu\u1ea7n sau \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ngh\u1ec9 tr\u1ecdn v\u1eb9n c\u1ea3 b\u1ea9y ng\u00e0y. Nh\u1edb h\u1ed3i x\u01b0a \u0111i d\u1ea1y c\u0169ng vui b\u00e1t ng\u00e1t khi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ngh\u1ec9. \u0110i h\u1ecdc, \u0111i d\u1ea1y l\u00e0 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ngh\u1ec9 lu b\u00f9 v\u00e0 v\u00ec th\u1ebf ni\u1ec1m vui g\u1ea5p \u0111\u00f4i th\u1eadm ch\u00ed g\u1ea5p ba so v\u1edbi ngh\u1ec1 kh\u00e1c. \u1ea4y v\u1eady m\u00e0 h\u1ed3i x\u01b0a t\u00f4i l\u1ea1i gh\u00e9t ngh\u1ec1 d\u1eady h\u1ecdc. C\u00f3 g\u00ec \u0111\u00e2u, c\u1ea3 h\u1ecd \u0110inh Th\u00e1i B\u00ecnh g\u00f5 \u0111\u1ea7u tr\u1ebb ch\u1ecbu \u0111\u1eddi sao th\u1ea5u!
\nTh\u00f9ng qu\u00e0 g\u1eedi v\u1ec1 Vi\u1ec7t Nam cho b\u1ea1n b\u00e8, ch\u1ec9 m\u1ed9t tu\u1ea7n l\u00e0 \u0111\u1ebfn. \u1ede Cali c\u00f3 c\u00e1i vui l\u00e0 m\u1ecdi d\u1ecbch v\u1ee5 cho ng\u01b0\u1eddi Vi\u1ec7t th\u00ec nhi\u1ec1u v\u00e0 nhanh. C\u00e1i c\u00f4ng \u0111i mua v\u00e0 g\u1eedi l\u00e0 m\u1ec7t nh\u1ea5t. T\u00f4i ch\u1ec9 th\u00edch g\u1eedi th\u1ef1c ph\u1ea9m nh\u01b0 chocolat, plum kh\u00f4 v\u00e0 \u00edt thu\u1ed1c b\u1ed5. T\u00f4i gh\u00e9t \u00e1o qu\u1ea7n v\u00ec c\u00f3 l\u1ebd t\u00f4i c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng\u00a0 th\u00edch qu\u1ea7n \u00e1o (!) v\u00e0 v\u00ec\u00a0 qu\u1ea7n \u00e1o \u1edf Vi\u1ec7t Nam \u0111\u1eb9p th\u1ea5y m\u1ed3! Gout m\u1eb7c kh\u00f4ng ai gi\u1ed1ng ai nh\u01b0ng gout \u0103n th\u00ec t\u00f4i ngh\u0129 t\u00f4i \u0111\u00e3 cho l\u00e0 ngon th\u00ec \u1eaft b\u1ea1n t\u00f4i c\u0169ng ph\u1ea3i th\u1ea5y ngon!<\/p>\n

C\u00e0ng gi\u00e0 c\u00e0ng l\u01b0\u1eddi. T\u00f4i n\u1eb1m d\u00e0i tr\u00ean gi\u01b0\u1eddng, k\u00ea hai g\u1ed1i cho c\u00e1i \u0111\u1ea7u h\u00f3i c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh, laptop \u0111\u1ec3 tr\u00ean b\u1ee5ng v\u00e0 co hai c\u1eb3ng \u0111\u1ec3 gi\u1eef. Mouse th\u00ec \u0111\u1ec3 b\u00ean c\u1ea1nh. C\u1ea3 ng\u00e0y ng\u1ed3i b\u00e0n, m\u1ecfi ch\u1ebft \u0111i \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c. V\u1eady l\u00e0 n\u1eb1m xem mail, g\u00f5 mail v\u00e0 c\u1ea3 xem phim! H\u00f4m qua th\u00ec c\u00f2n l\u01b0\u1eddi h\u01a1n, l\u01b0\u1edbt net v\u1edbi laptop v\u00e0 c\u00e1i portable DVD player nh\u1ecf g\u1ea7n b\u1eb1ng cu\u1ed1n t\u1eadp ng\u00e0y x\u01b0a \u0111\u1ec3 b\u00ean c\u1ea1nh \u0111\u1ec3 \u00a0xem phim H\u1ed3 Bi\u1ec3u Ch\u00e1nh! \u00a0To\u00e0n b\u1ed9 \u1edf gi\u01b0\u1eddng!<\/p>\n

M\u1ed9t anh b\u1ea1n tr\u1ebb, ch\u1ea3 tr\u1ebb theo ngh\u0129a th\u00f4ng th\u01b0\u1eddng nh\u01b0ng tr\u1ebb h\u01a1n t\u00f4i, g\u1ecdi cho t\u00f4i sau khi \u0111\u1ecdc mail t\u00f4i h\u1ecfi \u201cL\u00e0m g\u00ec cho ti\u1ec7n l\u1ee3i v\u1ee5 xem net \u1edf gi\u01b0\u1eddng?\u201d. T\u00f4i v\u00e0 anh ta b\u00e0n lu\u1eadn suy ngh\u0129 xem n\u00ean \u0111\u1ec3 laptop th\u1ebf n\u00e0o \u0111\u1ec3 n\u1eb1m m\u00e0 g\u00f5 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c! G\u00f5 m\u1ed9t ch\u00fat kh\u00f4ng sao ch\u1ee9 g\u00f5 b\u00e0i th\u00ec coi b\u1ed9 h\u01a1i c\u0103ng! H\u1ebft chuy\u1ec7n laptop \u0111\u00e1 sang chuy\u1ec7n \u0103n ki\u00eang. T\u00f4i la l\u00ean \u201cSao anh \u0103n nhi\u1ec1u qu\u00e1 v\u1eady? C\u00e1i g\u00ec m\u00e0 m\u01b0\u1eddi con c\u00e1, n\u0103m \u0111\u00f9i g\u00e0. Big meal\u201d. \u201cHeavy meal th\u00ec ch\u00ednh x\u00e1c h\u01a1n\u201d! T\u00f4i kh\u00f4ng hi\u1ec3u sao t\u1eeb l\u00e2u l\u1eafm, t\u00f4i kh\u00f4ng th\u00edch \u0103n. Ngay t\u1eeb ng\u00e0y \u1edf Vi\u1ec7t Nam, t\u00f4i c\u00e1u s\u01b0\u1eddn v\u1edbi con g\u00e1i v\u00e0 t\u00f4i vi\u1ebft r\u00f5 to d\u00e1n l\u00ean t\u01b0\u1eddng trong ph\u00f2ng ng\u1ee7 \u201c\u0102n \u0111\u1ec3 m\u00e0 s\u1ed1ng ch\u1ee9 kh\u00f4ng\u00a0 ph\u1ea3i s\u1ed1ng \u0111\u1ec3 m\u00e0 \u0103n\u201d! H\u00f4m sau t\u00f4i b\u1eadt c\u01b0\u1eddi khi th\u1ea5y con b\u00e9 th\u00eam m\u1ea7u kh\u00e1c v\u00e0o nh\u01b0 sau \u201c\u0102n \u0111\u1ec3 m\u00e0 s\u1ed1ng ch\u1ee9 kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i s\u1ed1ng \u0111\u1ec3 m\u00e0 \u0103n \u2026d\u1edf \u1eb9t<\/em>\u201d ! M\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi th\u1ea5y t\u00f4i \u0103n ki\u00eang v\u00e0 ph\u1ee5c l\u0103n l\u00f4ng l\u1ed1c. C\u1ee9 c\u00e1i g\u00ec kh\u00f4ng \u0103n \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ngon l\u00e0nh th\u00ec \u201cb\u00e0 t\u1ed5ng\u201d ( l\u00e0 t\u00f4i \u0111\u1ea5y) cho v\u00e0o m\u00e1y xay. Xong ngay. Nhai th\u00ec kh\u00f3 ch\u1ee9 nu\u1ed1t \u1ef1c th\u00ec d\u1ec5 \u1ee3t! T\u00e0o lao \u0111\u1ebfn h\u01a1n 12 gi\u1edd khuya, ngh\u0129a l\u00e0 n\u00f3i d\u00f3c h\u01a1n hai gi\u1edd \u0111\u1ed3ng h\u1ed3! K\u1ebb Nam ng\u01b0\u1eddi B\u1eafc! Nam B\u1eafc California! Th\u1ebf m\u00e0 t\u00f4i ch\u01b0a bi\u1ebft m\u1eb7t anh ta \u0111\u1ea5y. \u201cNg\u01b0\u1eddi\u201d nh\u00ecn xa xa th\u00ec bi\u1ebft v\u00ec anh ta g\u1eedi c\u00e1i h\u00ecnh ch\u1ee5p chung \u0111\u00e1m b\u1ea1n! C\u00e1i \u201cbody\u201d c\u1ee7a anh ta g\u1ecdn tr\u1ebb n\u00ean t\u00f4i m\u1edbi la l\u00e0ng l\u00ean sao anh \u0103n nhi\u1ec1u th\u1ebf c\u00f2n \u201cb\u1ed5n c\u00f4 n\u01b0\u01a1ng” \u0111\u00e2y \u0103n \u00edt m\u00e0 sao kh\u00f4ng xu\u1ed1ng c\u00e2n!<\/p>\n

H\u00f4m qua lang thang v\u00e0o Bestbuy. T\u00f4i th\u00edch \u0111\u1ed3 \u0111i\u1ec7n t\u1eed m\u00e1y m\u00f3c h\u01a1n th\u00edch \u00e1o qu\u1ea7n. Th\u1ea5y b\u00e1n c\u00e1i lapdesk h\u01a1n s\u00e1u ch\u1ee5c. Ng\u1eafm ngh\u00eda v\u00e0 nh\u1eadn th\u1ea5y v\u1eabn kh\u00f4ng\u00a0 \u0111\u1ea1t y\u00eau c\u1ea7u c\u1ee7a t\u00f4i v\u1edbi anh b\u1ea1n tr\u00ean. Ch\u00fang t\u00f4i mu\u1ed1n n\u1eb1m tr\u00ean gi\u01b0\u1eddng v\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng ch\u1ec9 xem m\u00e0 c\u00f2n \u2026 g\u00f5 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c n\u1eefa kia! G\u00f5 nhi\u1ec1u ch\u1ee9 kh\u00f4ng \u201cqua loa r\u01a1 m\u0103ng\u201d!<\/p>\n

M\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi h\u1ecfi t\u00f4i quen v\u1edbi Cali ch\u01b0a. Quen th\u00ec kh\u00f4ng\u00a0 kh\u00f3. Th\u00edch hay kh\u00f4ng k\u00eca. \u0110\u1ebfn gi\u1edd ph\u00fat n\u00e0y t\u00f4i v\u1eabn ch\u01b0a c\u1ea3m th\u1ea5y y\u00eau Cali. C\u00f3 l\u1ebd v\u00ec t\u00f4i kh\u00f4ng\u00a0 \u1edf Orange County. T\u00f4i l\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u01b0\u1eddi nh\u1ea5t th\u1ebf gi\u1edbi n\u00ean th\u00edch m\u1ecdi ti\u1ec7n nghi c\u00f3 trong t\u1ea7m tay. Ai th\u00edch v\u1eafng v\u1ebb, c\u1ee9 vi\u1ec7c. T\u00f4i th\u00edch nh\u1ed9n nh\u1ecbp v\u00ec t\u00f4i s\u1ee3 ma! \u1ede \u0111\u00e2y m\u1ecdi th\u1ee9 c\u00f3 v\u1ebb \u0111\u1eaft tr\u1eeb c\u00e1i \u201cstore 99 xu\u201d. Ch\u1ee3 \u0110\u1ea1i H\u00e0n thua Falls Church. Ch\u1ee3 M\u1ec5 c\u0169ng \u0111\u1eaft so v\u1edbi Falls Church. \u0110\u1ed3 \u0103n Vi\u1ec7t th\u00ec kh\u00f4ng\u00a0 nhi\u1ec1u. V\u1ec1 Westmingter s\u1ebd m\u1ea5t 45 ph\u00fat freeway. Th\u00f4i ch\u1ea3, t\u00f4i kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i l\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi c\u00f3 t\u00e2m h\u1ed3n \u0103n u\u1ed1ng! V\u00ec th\u1ebf gi\u1edd n\u00e0y v\u1eabn ho\u00e0i ni\u1ec7m Virginia. V\u00f9ng t\u00f4i \u1edf Falls Church, coi nh\u01b0 r\u1ea5t g\u1ea7n trung t\u00e2m Eden c\u1ee7a ng\u01b0\u1eddi Vi\u1ec7t n\u00ean cu\u1ed1i tu\u1ea7n ra \u0111\u00f3 tha h\u1ed3 b\u00fan, m\u00ec, b\u00e1nh cu\u1ed1n! Falls Church, ch\u1ec9 m\u01b0\u1eddi l\u0103m ph\u00fat l\u00e0 ra \u0111\u1ebfn DC, th\u1ee7 \u0111\u00f4 Hoa K\u1ef3. V\u00ec th\u1ebf \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng x\u00e1 th\u00eanh thang, nh\u1eb5n th\u00edn, ch\u1ea1y boong boong. Computer th\u00ec c\u00f3 Micro Center. Bestbuy, K Mart, Walls Mart hay Costco \u0111\u1ec1u c\u00f3 v\u1ebb to v\u00e0 nhi\u1ec1u th\u1ee9 h\u01a1n so v\u1edbi v\u00e0i n\u01a1i kh\u00e1c. V\u1eady nh\u1eefng ai \u0111ang \u1edf Falls Church, Virginia th\u00ec \u0111\u1eebng m\u01a1 v\u1ec1 Cali n\u1eefa nh\u00e9! Tr\u1eddi c\u00f3 l\u1ea1nh nh\u01b0ng m\u00f9a thu di\u1ec5m tuy\u1ec7t v\u00e0 \u0111\u00f4ng th\u00ec tuy\u1ebft ph\u1ee7 tr\u1eafng ch\u1ea3 \u0111\u1eb9p h\u01a1n \u201cN\u1eafng ch\u00e1y Cali \u0111\u1ed3ng c\u1ecf r\u00e1m\u201d hay sao?! Khi\u1ebfp, l\u00e1i xe \u1edf \u0111\u00e2y kh\u00f4ng\u00a0 gi\u1ecfi c\u0169ng th\u00e0nh gi\u1ecfi v\u00ec l\u00e1i m\u1ed9t tay c\u00f2n m\u1ed9t tay ph\u1ea3i che n\u1eafng! N\u1eafng xuy\u00ean qua c\u1eeda k\u00ednh xe, gia t\u0103ng c\u01b0\u1eddng \u0111\u1ed9 v\u00e0 c\u1ea3 \u0111\u1ed9 s\u00e1ng, c\u1ee9 g\u1eaft, ch\u00f3i v\u00e0 b\u1ecfng r\u00e1t c\u1ea3 m\u00e1. Th\u1ebf n\u00e0y th\u00ec sau m\u1ed9t n\u0103m, t\u00f4i s\u1ebd kh\u00f4ng c\u00f2n \u201ctr\u1eafng nh\u01b0 b\u00f4ng b\u01b0\u1edfi\u201d n\u1eefa r\u1ed3i. Nh\u1edb n\u0103m x\u01b0a, m\u1ed9t volunteer c\u1ee7a \u0111\u00e0i ph\u00e1t\u00a0 thanh b\u1ea3o t\u00f4i \u201cCh\u00e0, tui xem truy\u1ec7n c\u1ee7a ch\u1ecb \u1edf S\u00f3ng Th\u1ea7n, tui bi\u1ebft dz\u00ec sao ch\u1ecb tr\u1eafng r\u1ed3i nghen! T\u1ea1i ch\u1ecb \u0103ng tr\u1ee9ng g\u00e0 m\u1edbi \u0111\u1ebb \u0111\u00f3\u201d.<\/p>\n

C\u00f3 v\u00e0i ch\u1ee7 b\u00e1o d\u1ec5 th\u01b0\u01a1ng.
\n\u201cC\u00f4 \u01a1i, v\u1ec1 Cali l\u00e0 g\u1ea7n con l\u1eafm \u0111\u00f3, khi n\u00e0o con \u0111\u1ebfn Cali, con g\u1eb7p c\u00f4 nhe\u201d. C\u00f4 b\u00e9 n\u00e0y l\u00e0 ch\u1ee7 b\u00e1o tr\u1ebb \u0111\u1eb9p v\u00e0 g\u1ec9oi h\u1ebft x\u1ea3y con c\u00e0o c\u00e0o!
\n\u201cEm th\u1ebf n\u00e0o. Quen Cali ch\u01b0a\u201d. Ch\u1ee7 b\u00e1o n\u00e0y b\u1ecb t\u00f4i c\u00e0 kh\u1ecba v\u00e0i l\u1ea7n nh\u01b0ng n\u00f3i chuy\u1ec7n th\u00ec c\u0169ng dzui. C\u0169ng gi\u1ecfi h\u1ebft x\u1ea3y con c\u00e0o c\u00e0o!
\n\u201cCh\u1ecb \u01a1i, ch\u1ecb v\u1ec1 Cali vui kh\u00f4ng. Em s\u1ebd \u0111\u1ebfn d\u1ef1 bu\u1ed5i\u2026\u1edf g\u1ea7n \u0111\u00f3. Ch\u1ecb cho l\u1ea1i s\u1ed1 phone nh\u00e9, ch\u1ecb \u0111\u1ebfn \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c kh\u00f4ng\u201d . B\u00e0 ch\u1ee7 b\u00e1o n\u00e0y c\u0169ng \u0111\u1eb9p v\u00e0 c\u0169ng gi\u1ecfi h\u1ebft x\u1ea3y con c\u00e0o c\u00e0o!<\/p>\n

Tin kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ec9, t\u00f4i ch\u01b0a h\u1ec1 g\u1eb7p h\u1ecd bao gi\u1edd.<\/p>\n

Th\u1ebf \u0111\u1ea5y, ai h\u1ecfi t\u00f4i c\u00f3 bu\u1ed3n kh\u00f4ng khi con c\u00e1i \u1edf xa. Bu\u1ed3n sao \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c? Kh\u00f3 m\u00e0 bu\u1ed3n l\u00e2u v\u00ec b\u1ea1n b\u00e8 t\u00f9m lum kh\u1eafp n\u01a1i, l\u1ea5y \u0111\u00e2u ra bu\u1ed3n!<\/p>\n

Nh\u01b0ng tr\u1eddi \u0111ang \u0111\u1ea7y s\u01b0\u01a1ng m\u00f9, ng\u1ed3i nh\u00e0 m\u1ed9t m\u00ecnh c\u0169ng bu\u1ed3n \u0111\u1ea5y nh\u1ec9!<\/p>\n

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